06/19/13
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
06/19/13
never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural
06/19/13
06/19/13
please watch your fucking language
06/19/13
“dude” is a gender neutral term and i will not be convinced otherwise
06/19/13
a venn diagram of the things george washington said not to do and the things america did would be a circle
06/19/13
drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.
06/18/13
Oh my god his ass
A short story by every female hockey fan
06/18/13
My golden retriever, Molly, turned one and got to wear a Lisa Frank hat we found from my seventh birthday party. She destroyed it immediately after this photo was taken.
06/18/13
the hockey fandom is one thing but the tumblr hockey fandom is a piece of shit community where people can’t disagree with someone respectfully and to their face. then after sending someone anonymous hate messages they go off and preach about how it’s wrong to talk shit about other teams and that you should respect all teams and players
this is sports not a fucking beauty salon so get over yourselves
06/18/13
Forehead: Friendship
Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness
Tip of nose: Good luck
Cheek: Happy to see you
Lips: Love
Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire
Top of hand: Respect, loyalty
Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
