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lizlikewoe:

paradoxical—intentions:

alwaysdownandout:

The season of leg shaving is upon us.

Fuck

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction


Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

The kids face behind her is my reaction

Nothing brings families together at the holidays like Cards Against Humanity.

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hippist:


kalories:

one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time

reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”

hippist:

kalories:

one of the greatest things ive seen in a long time

reminds me of “ I always wonder why birds choose to stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth, then I ask myself the same question.”

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toastdurr:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

hELL YES

image

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franson:

if you boo an injured player please do it loudly so i know who’s fucking mouth to knock the teeth out of

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emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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skypestripper:

im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning

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❝Sometimes sports can take away a little bit of the pain of what’s going on in the world.❞ - Patrick Kane (via your-silhouetted-thinking)
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queensroad:

even if hannibal wasn’t a cannibalistic serial killer why would you want to hang out with him anyway he’s so pretentious

"heart tartare" kiss my ass hannibal order a pizza

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soilfae:

bunny friends looking at the sky together 

soilfae:

bunny friends looking at the sky together 

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effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

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the-destroia:

PIERRE

the-destroia:

PIERRE