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kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

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officiallogancouture:

I hope I never come off as mean to anyone because seriously I’m not I’m just a sarcastic fragile flower who tries to be funny.

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eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

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unclefather:

tylerchokely:

im kinda turned on by mr clean

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iusedtobeintbs:

modosanai:

‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says

a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers

#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”

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stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

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domericbolton:

last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

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vaspim:

How do some people sit in class with that much ass crack out and not know

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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